Donovan

He’s a multiclass geek/athlete. Not exactly an optimal combination, but he’s always been into fantasy and science fiction, and being able to bench-press more than his own (considerable) body-weight is pretty cool. Too bad anybody interesting mistakes him for a meathead.

Sam

If you’d told the teenage version of Samantha that vampires and other supernatural elements would be major in TV and film, she would squee her little gothic heart out. The adult Sam, on the other hand, is jaded by the sparkling, and still hasn’t found that 10% that Sturgeon’s Law promised her.

Mike

Mike likes the ladies, and the ladies like Mike. Aside from that, he works jobs part-time, and lifts with Donovan, keeping competitive with the weight he lifts despite being five inches shorter. Donovan keeps saying there’s more to life, but Mike hasn’t found it.